Back here securely planted in the seat of cubicle #55297 I am left to reflect on what this old man would call an overall better than average weekend. The highlight of said weekend is a direct result of the prior mentioned new girl in my life, Jaclyn. Without her coming to watch over our two bundles of joy, a trip out to the Ask Gary Amphitheater would have been impossible. That was an experience that I shall not soon forget. The Mrs & I were able to enjoy a nice fruity drink, that managed to wreck her for the next 24 hours, as well as what little bit of bourbon I smuggled in via our little flask. Being all covert I hid said flask in my shorts as we walked past the ever so competent security at the amphitheater. Doing so may have lowered my sperm count to below measurable levels as I had no feeling in my sack due to the ice cold flask resting flush against it for over 10 minutes. Normally ice on my sack would be considered foreplay, but on this occasion it was a slow torture who's only benefit was the slight buzz I got during the concert due to the bourbon & coke contained in said flask. I could go on about how awesome the concert was, but I have a video for you to watch that demonstrates the awesomeness of Mr Tyler & Company. Instead, I will talk about the people watching I did. Being the romantic that I am, I was amused at the various couples who surrounded us. There was the cute couple to our left who started out in the midst of some sort of disagreement. I witnessed the level of dismay she had with him when she asked him to move up to the space next to my wife & I only to be glared at by her beau with disdain. He reluctantly moved up, but I noticed no sense of interaction between the two until I offered her a dry towel to sit on to avoid the damp ground she was sitting on. Once he saw another guy offer his girl some kindness, he suddenly was right next to her, and they even started snuggling a small bit. I found this quite telling of the male psyche. Then there was the annoying guy in front of us with his loud obnoxious hat & slutty looking girlfriend. By concerts end they were both drunk off their asses by the heavy concentrations of alcohol they were dumping in there drinks. But even as annoying as my wife found them, I was somewhat jealous of how they danced together, and treated each other with affection. They both seemed to know the words to all the songs sung, and even danced together with different intensity for each song. There was the girl to my right who was wearing a rather conservative black dress who was dancing & gyrating her hips as if she was in some mating ritual, all to to no avail as her date did not seem to notice. At one point she grabbed him & forced him to grind on her, but even that was short lived as he seemed uncomfortable and pulled away from her. Myself, I was content to hold my wife's hips & dance with her during the songs that compelled me to get my white ass dancing. Trust me, it may have not been pretty to see from behind as I have the rhythm of an epileptic turtle. But I could care less as I was with the most beautiful woman at the concert, and was feeling the music course thru me as liquid flows thru a straw, and we danced to the music blasting from the ginormous speakers. She was intently watching the concert both on stage & the big screens, & probably cared less who was behind her, but for me it was the experience of a lifetime. We stayed until the power was cut mid sentence as Joe Perry was speaking at 11pm, & then headed out to the car to make the trek home & back to our mundane lives. Luckily we both can look back on this night as not only the first real date we have allowed ourselves in years, thanks to our new sitter. But also as a momentous night when we both were able to experience one of the greatest bands in history provide us with what may be the most awesome concert we may ever see. Aerosmith may soon hang up their microphones & go the way of the dinosaur, but for the Mrs & I, we will forever remember that night as the night Steven Tyler & Company rocked our fucking asses off!!!
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